Here's some Public Service Announcement sent to your editor. Look how the happy, pretty girl totally scowls when your "helicopter" puts the condom on your "Washington Monument." Gah, condoms! Don't ruin another "sexy weekend in D.C." by unrolling some gross old condom. Playas don't need a raincoat!
Maybe their time would be better spent as WoW gold farmers. They would have a job providing a desired service, plus they can hang out in mom's basement all day playing games and not bothering us. Win!
There once was a whore from New York Who was known to be fond of her work She said to her client, "now, don't be defiant... you can eat me, but you can't use a fork"
If I'm interpreting this correctly, The Washington Penis gives Sexually Transmitted Democracy to the slutty countries around the world. (I'm winking at you, Virgin Islands.) But the big Trojan stops that spread. Why do condoms hate America?
Maybe their time would be better spent as WoW gold farmers. They would have a job providing a desired service, plus they can hang out in mom's basement all day playing games and not bothering us. Win!
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There once was a whore from New York Who was known to be fond of her work She said to her client, "now, don't be defiant... you can eat me, but you can't use a fork"
If I'm interpreting this correctly, The Washington Penis gives Sexually Transmitted Democracy to the slutty countries around the world. (I'm winking at you, Virgin Islands.) But the big Trojan stops that spread. Why do condoms hate America?
It's astonishing at how close our country came to being splintered.
Not to mention square with sharp edges...
Is that the outtake video from Jessica Cutler's Playboy photo shoot?
Seriously...put a sock on the cock.
"What's a phallus?"
That's the name of our next troll stalker. They really don't get it.
I hate this anti-american shit. If George Washington wore a condom, how could he have been the Father of our Country?
Seconds...mere seconds...that's all it took for downfister mini-dick to do his work! Do these assholes work in shifts?
If your cock is that sharp and pointy, you better goddam wear <i>something.</i>