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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Maybe their time would be better spent as WoW gold farmers. They would have a job providing a desired service, plus they can hang out in mom's basement all day playing games and not bothering us. Win!

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

OT

There once was a whore from New York Who was known to be fond of her work She said to her client, "now, don't be defiant... you can eat me, but you can't use a fork"

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

If I'm interpreting this correctly, The Washington Penis gives Sexually Transmitted Democracy to the slutty countries around the world. (I'm winking at you, Virgin Islands.) But the big Trojan stops that spread. Why do condoms hate America?

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

It's astonishing at how close our country came to being splintered.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Not to mention square with sharp edges...

TundraGrifter's avatar

Is that the outtake video from Jessica Cutler's Playboy photo shoot?

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Seriously...put a sock on the cock.

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"What's a phallus?"

That's the name of our next troll stalker. They really don't get it.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I hate this anti-american shit. If George Washington wore a condom, how could he have been the Father of our Country?

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Seconds...mere seconds...that's all it took for downfister mini-dick to do his work! Do these assholes work in shifts?

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

If your cock is that sharp and pointy, you better goddam wear <i>something.</i>