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How Is Glenn Beck Saying America Got Raped Today? A Wonkette Contest!

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We were pretty excited when Miss Kaili Joy came into the sekrit Wonket chatcave with this totally popular Salon tweet that had been liked by one egg.


Kaili Joy G: should we place bets on what he's talking about? I haven't clicked yet

Gary L: the immigration reform bill

Rebecca S: I know! I know!

HE IS SAYING THE MILITARY HAS A RAPE PROBLEM!

The rest of the chatcave did not find this to be a likely answer.

Rich A: I think we are misconstruing the metaphor. My theory is that he's talking about something God endorses that the American people were totally asking for by wearing a metaphorical push-up bra

Gary L: I've told America a million times what will happen if it goes out at night wearing a short skirt and slathering on the makeup like a common trollop

But the real question is: Did Jose Canseco tweet America's cell phone number?

OK, quick, make your guesses, and we'll click through, with Egg, after the jump!

Oh, it is just American surveillance. Lame, Glenn Beck.

Government-run tornado machine or GTFO.

[Salon]

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