How Is Michelle Obama Being 'Evil Hitler' Today? By Encouraging People To Get Health Insurance

That Michelle Obama, always with the evilling, and the Hitlering, like some kind of Evil Hitler. It is like you cannot even turn around in this once-great nation without running into the First Lady of the United States doing something evilly Hitlerian, for instance, encouraging people to drink more water, or encouraging people to sign up for health insurance. Well, she has pulled that evil Hitlerism one too many times for our good palsMat Staver and Matt Barber! And they are not going to take it any more! Surely, though, they are just going to jaw some, and their invoking of Michelle Obama's "evil," "Hitlerian" "dismemberment of children" by encouraging people to sign up for Obamacare is not intended to make anyone take any steps to do something about the great evil Hitlerism nurtured by the mom-in-chief? That would just be crazy!

</p><p>Mat Staver and Matt Barber seem to be confused about a few things, or maybe "all the things," it is hard to tell. </p><p>They seem to think, first of all -- since they were horrified that Mrs. Obama was visiting a health clinic in Florida -- that every community health clinic is just one big abortionplex, which, unfortunately, is just not so. </p><p>Second, there are actually lots of provisions in the Affordable Care Act that soothe the precious feelings of pro-life folks, from the prohibition on federal funding of abortion, including through subsidies, to conscience exemptions for health providers, to letting states be like <a href="http: //www.ncsl.org/research/health/health-reform-and-abortion-coverage.aspx" target="_blank">NAH MANG NO ABORTION INSURANCE FOR YOU.</a> </p><p>Third, if you're just conflating "Plan B or whatever" with "abortion," like the <a href="https://wonkette.substack.com/p/here-is-your-recap-of-todays-slut-pills-supreme-court-case-aka-hobby-lobby" target="_blank">Hobby Lobby folks</a> before you, that doesn't actually include "dismemberment." </p><p>Fourth, shut the fuck up Mat Staver and Matt Barber. Unless it is your goal to so incite your voices-hearing radio listeners that they become convinced they must rid the world of evil Hitlers like Michelle Obama, for the glory of God and the precious babbies. That isn't what you want, is it? Oh, it probably is. Yes, we are saying we believe you want someone to remove the evil Hitler that is Mrs. Obama from the world, and are inciting them to do so. We mean, that's just our take on it. From listening. To your words. </p><p>We can't think of a joke to put here, because frankly we are actually nauseated with disgust and worry now. So imagine we put one here, k? Cool. </p><p>[<a href="http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/barber-staver-michelle-obama-evil-human-being" target="_blank">RightWingWatch</a>] </p>