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It's Malkin logic.

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We're gonna need bigger pharmacies in the FEMA camps.

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Earthquakes are NOT FUN. Glad that you and other Left Coasters are all right.

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Victory gardeners?

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Never even seen one. They don't have them in this part of the country.

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<a href="https:\/\/petitions.whitehouse.gov\/" target="_blank">This will be a slam dunk.</a>

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To be fair, if your job required you to worry about these shitheads full time time, you'd probably drink pretty heavily too.

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I've been through a couple of shakes in the Bay Area... my first thought, always, was, "Is this the Big One?" Standing under a door frame, wondering if you should stay there or GTFO, while mentally calculating how long that would take (and what might be crashing down just as you exit), is pretty distressing.

FWIW, your building does not rely on those bricks to remain standing. So long as the steel holds, and nothing falls on your head -- like your upstairs neighbor's bathroom floor (stay out of yours) -- you're actually pretty safe.

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The Green Giant?

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Our beautiful and intelligent First Lady could kick either of these douchenozzles through the side of a barn, and she should seriously consider doing so. I will start the crowd-sourcing, as soon as she makes the call!

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Can't agree with you there, Pardner. Amy Adams handled that very well.

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The quitter/grifter from Wasilla gives rousing speeches. Therefore...

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"No, I'm not kidding," is now a repeatable mantra, kind of a call-and-response chant, useful for anyone who has never heard Staver and Barber's radio show before.

And, for the record, sorry, Christians. You don't really have to admit these jackholes are among your number if you don't want to; we certainly wouldn't hold it against you if you plead "never heard of the bums." Lawyers, well, I'm not sure what could possibly comfort you. You are lawyers, after all.

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<i>I fink he's got beautiful legs.</i> -- Gumbied

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Plus, he palled around with a Communist at Yalta.

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Hitler!

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