How Many Broom Closets At 30 Rock Have Joe And Mika Used To Bump Uglies?

First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes DO NOT TAKE THE WONKETTE BABY, JOE AND MIKA, GET YOUR OWN.

You guys, Page Six is being naughty:

“Morning Joe” hosts Mika Brzezinski and Joe Scarborough could soon go public as a couple. Page Six has exclusively learned that Brzezinski and her husband of 23 years have quietly divorced.

Popular MSNBC stars Scarborough and Brzezinski are widely rumored to be romantically involved — and there’s plenty of on-air chemistry for all to see. But while Scarborough is also divorced — since 2013 — the TV duo have never confirmed they’re romantically involved.

An NBC insider told us, “Everybody at 30 Rock knows they are a couple . . . They are constantly together, they arrive and leave events together, even on weekends. They are each other’s publicists and finish each other’s sentences. It’s the worst-kept secret in TV.”

[wonkbar]<a href=""></a>[/wonkbar]Oh, so EVERYBODY knows it, huh? Well, from what we hear, Mika is drop-dead gorgeous and nice and lovely in person, and Joe, despite being all Republican and shit, is very warm and affable, and also nice and lovely. They were amazing with Wonkette Baby Donna Rose. As we recall, we remarked that they looked like young parents, AWWWWWWWW.

But are these rumors true?

Does Joe take Mika to Scarborough Fair on the regular, with his penis?

Does Mika make "BRZZZZZZEZZZZINSKI!" sounds, again, on Joe's penis?

Are any of the broom closets at 30 Rock safe for humans to enter, or do they all feature Joe and Mika bunny-boning each other into oblivion?


If it is true, and Joe and Mika are dick-banging each other on the regular, because of teenage boner lust and also because they are in LOOOOOOOVE, then we say "Mazel tov!" Or rather "Molotov!" as that is how you say that in Wonkettese.

If it is not true, then STOP BEING NAUGHTY, PAGE SIX.

[Page Six]

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