Important Wonkette Party Announcement, About Parties And Your Wonkette
The Wonkette Drinky Meetup Salons begin with a party one week from today in Los Angeles, California. (Next up will be Detroit in early June. You excited, Detroit? When's the last time someone came to see you? Long time, right? Here, let us wipe your tears and hand you a xanax.) All comers are welcome, and the first 10 pitchers (for everyone, not each, don't be greedy) are on us. So please join Kirsten Boyd Johnson, Sara Benincasa, and me, your Editrix, for so much fried food (also we will buy you some fried food) and nonsense. Details on the other side.
Where will you be joining us? At Busby's East, the charming sports bar over that Mexican joint, just a block and a half or so west of LaBrea, on Wilshire. Need an address? Lucky for you, you are on a computer!
When will you be joining us? Thursday, May 10. Time? Early, because don't know if you've noticed, but your Editrix works on East Coast time for you, her beloved Wonkers, and also she is old. So we will say from 6:30 to 9:30, like that.
Why will you be joining us? Did we not already say free beer? Free beer.
So RSVP in the comments below or we will think no one is coming to our party, and we will be sad. Never registered? Do so now!
WE SAID, DO SO NOW.
Important Update! People are going to drive to Detroit from OHIO, y'all. If you can't make it to mid-city LA from the Westside, then Westsiders will be universally acknowledged to be whiny-ass tittybabies henceforth and evermore.
Till Thursday, we remain, yours etc., etc.,
Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.