In Case You Missed This Wonket Scoop, These Are The Vegas Cop Killers, Jerad And Amanda Miller


When we shook our heads in wonder at the Stupidest Man on the Internet deciding the Bundy Ranchers who hate gubmint and love guns and white people were Socialists (because Nazis), we did not realize we were breaking the news of Vegas cop-killers Jerad and Amanda Miller's identities. (It was Lisa Wines's fault. She is really good at Facebook.)

What else can we learn about them from their Myfaceplaces? Let's jump into the rightwing fever sewer, together.

Jerad Miller thinks thought Eric Holder was UNFAIR, INPEACH, because rightwing extremists might be terroristy!

They think people should not be scared of other people just because they have guns. I mean, what's gonna happen, are they going to KILL THEM?

Chemtrails, obvs.

Jerad Miller, total Democrat.

It's called "weather."

Jerad Miller, Obama lover.

And this, whatever this is.

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Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.

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First, NASA sent its last message to the Mars Opportunity rover! THEN scientists said that all the insects are dying but not the human-looking ones in the GOP. As if THAT wasn't enough, some brave pendejos with grandes cojones are going to try and get seafloor creatures from under a giant ice shelf in the ANTARCTIC!

So, yeah, all three of those stories happened last month. Let's cover each in a science lightning round.

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Education Secretary Betsy DeVos is terrible at her job. Her objectives and overall mission are evil, but if it's any consolation she can't effectively implement them. After buying her Cabinet position at Sotheby's, DeVos has spent the past two years trying to roll back Obama-era policies designed to protect and actually educate students. Unfortunately for her evil schemes, federal courts keep smacking down her slimy efforts. It's getting embarrassing.

DeVos recently had to cancel $150 million in student loan debt after courts said her attempts to stop the "borrow defense" regulations from taking effect were in fact illegal. Last week, she was forced to instruct colleges to follow the Obama rule barring mandatory arbitration agreements. She got kicked in the teeth earlier this month when a federal judge ruled she'd acted illegally ... again. This time, DeVos tried to delay an Obama-era guideline that required states to address racial disparities in their special education programs. Judge Tanya S. Chutkan called the delay "arbitrary" and "capricious."

The rule, drafted under the Individuals With Disabilities Education Act, would require states to identify districts with "significant disproportionality" in the number of minority students channeled into special education services, segregated in restrictive classroom settings or disciplined.

OK, so what was the "education" secretary's issue with this rule? We want to imagine there's some rationale we're not seeing and DeVos is more than just some yacht-collecting monster.

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