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In Troubled Economy, Scooter Manufacturing Is Only Successful Industry

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Here is an interesting article about fat, old, fat old people and the brave new world of Scooter Law.


"We're going to see more and more people riding around in scooters and wheelchairs," said Mike Moran, the executive editor of a leading home medical equipment trade publication, "because we're going to see more and more old people who can't walk and more and more heavy people who can't walk."

This really is becoming that goddamn Pixar movie. Ah, the wonders of technology. Put all your money in bedsore stock, folks. [St. Petersburg Times

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BREAKING ACHTUNG EVERYBODY CRY AND PANIC AND HAVE ROLLICKING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE, BECAUSE ROBERT MUELLER DID THE THING.

We don't know what the thing means yet, but we know that he gave the thing to Attorney General Bill Barr, who is presumably looking at the thing right now. Donald Trump is at Mar-a-Lago, so he does not have the thing, because NO THING FOR ILLEGITIMATE PRESIDENTS. Studies show that according to sources close to the investigation who may or may not be close to the investigation, we might have some real information on what is inside the thing sometime this weekend.

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Whatcha doin' down there at Mar-a-Lago, Mister Normal President Of America?

OK ... huh?

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