Here is an interesting article about fat, old, fat old people and the brave new world of Scooter Law.

"We're going to see more and more people riding around in scooters and wheelchairs," said Mike Moran, the executive editor of a leading home medical equipment trade publication, "because we're going to see more and more old people who can't walk and more and more heavy people who can't walk."

This really is becoming that goddamn Pixar movie. Ah, the wonders of technology. Put all your money in bedsore stock, folks. [St. Petersburg Times