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Spurning Beer's avatar

It's called a "snow machine."

Rarian Rakista's avatar

Does it have to get rough, some of them look tasty now. I'm pretty sure they are self basting.

chascates's avatar

This will also spur new developments in escalator & elevator design but lead to new lawsuits due to sidewalk right-of-way problems and the inevitable crashes do to insulin shock.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

From the artcle...

And last month, at a medical equipment trade show in Atlanta, Moran saw a product on its way to market that made him gasp.

"Oh. My. God," he said. A power chair for a 600-pound person.

Hehehe his name is Moran.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I'm a fat man...and sometimes it hurts to walk, but fuck all...I will bring a camp stool with me when I go shopping and take breaks before I go to one of those fuckers.