In Wake Of Temple Shooting, Pat Robertson Strikes Ecumenical Note: 'It's The Atheists'


We never thought we would live to see the day when gross old perv Pat Robertson declared that whether worshiping at a Baptist church or a Sikh temple, all believers were worshiping God. The fuck you say! Luckily, Robertson immediately restored our faith in him by explaining all these horrible massacres are committed by (who else?) ATHEISTS.

Yes, as we all know, atheists are Satanists (?) who do all the church murders and arsons and whatnot, because that is just a Science Fact. The news that the nice fellow who shot up the Sikh temple in Wisconsin is a White Power aficionado, and that most of the white power groups consider themselves to be some bizarre form of Christian, surely broke too late for Robertson to have seen it. Otherwise, obviously, he would not have blamed atheists, but would have gone with the objectively true "let's not rush to judgment" instead.


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