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He brings out the evil atheist in me. Sorry.

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That's the unkindest thing anyone's said to me this afternoon.

Don't take it out on me - the logic is as clear as the fuzz on your stupid simian face.

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Well yes, but me + George + Ewan= 3. Pat Robertson is not invited.

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If only someone else in that Sikh temple had had a gun.... <i>(sighs)</i>

</snark>I noticed this consistent meme in the news coverage that Sikhs are often confused with Muslims. As if, in some jingoistic way, that <i>explains</i> what happened or makes it understandable. And today a mosque is burned in Missouri.

When the wingers rant about attacks on religious liberty over birth control, they should start by ranting about actual, physical attacks on religious liberty by the haters -- some of whom, if you ask me, are inside that big tent they brag about. (I'm looking at you Michele.)

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Pat's more likely to blame the teletubbies, especially the gay one.

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According to CBS news, one did try to take a kirpan to a gun fight.

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The atheist-satanists (heh) are <i>instruments</i> of God's judgement, even though they don't believe in (the right) God. Like hurricanes.

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this is what happens when you boycott god's own chicken franchise.

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And nonreligions.

This country was founded on religious freedom, so long as the citizens chose correctly.

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the Republican 11th commandment: There is no tragedy but that thou shalt blame it on atheists.

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Presumably the posting guidelines frown on suggesting a few "people" for you, but certainly we have faith in your ability to apply yourself to new challenges...

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Which of you called the Joos to get 'em to vacate the tall buildings before the boom-boom? (I read that on the internet)

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I can't figure out how I can hate that God I don't believe in, though.

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Just the thought of Pat Robertson in a foursome is enough to make me toss my cookies. ewwww. Come on girl, focus on George Clooney....oh, and it's a foursome, so I guess Ewan McGregor too!! And hmmm... does the fourth have to be female? Or can I add another guy?

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Robertson is like one of those cloistered japanese soldiers who doesn't know the war is over. Only his jungle is the 700 club.

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I'm really missing Jerry Falwell today.

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