In Which Dear Leader Trump Celebrates Veterans With Hymns To Himself

This weekend, after spending most of the week alternating between tweeting attacks at the news media and whining about the news media reporting on his tweets instead of writing about how he is awesome and doing totally good stuff, Donald J. Trump spent approximately $400,000 of taxpayer money to attend a "Celebrate Freedom" rally at the Kennedy Center. Which ostensibly had something to do with veterans, but more importantly, with Donald J. Trump and pictures of Donald J. Trump and songs about Donald J. Trump, and also gross anti-gay pastor Robert Jeffress. And, uh, Christmas.

The celebration included, I shit you not, a HYMN TO HIM. Yes, the First Baptist Dallas Church sang a song called "Make America Great Again."

Robyn Pennacchia

Robyn Pennacchia is a brilliant, fabulously talented and visually stunning angel of a human being, who shrugged off what she is pretty sure would have been a Tony Award-winning career in musical theater in order to write about stuff on the internet. Follow her on Twitter at @RobynElyse


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