Internet Shitstorm Forces NBA Commish To Murder Donald Sterling On Live TV (Video)
Did anybody expect NBA commissioner Adam Silver to actually murder human tire fire Donald Sterling in his press conference today? No, nobody expected that! Yet that is what happened, as Silver banned Sterling for life from any association with the NBA or the Clippers, as well as strongly urging the owners of the NBA's other teams to force Sterling to sell those young men he so generously feeds and clothes and gives houses to.
(Obviously, he doesn't own the houses, or he would never let them live there. That's just common sense.)
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