Introducing: The Anti-Baby Snatching Party
When didbaby snatching become "the thing," sort of like yoga? A month ago hardly any babies were being snatched, and then for some reason the government just started snatching all the babies. We know relatively little about baby snatching policy -- and we certainly don't want to "start anything" with Ayn Rand's Hit & Run bloggers -- so is there maybe a Wikipedia article about this phenomenon that we could read? At any rate, this is not the first time Ms. Noble has run for political office on an anti-baby snatching ticket, according to the Internet. This could be an elaborate hoax, but also maybe the government snatched her babies? [DC Board of Elections and Ethics]
Thank you to baby snatching expert and Wonkette operative "Luke" for this tip about baby snatching.