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who would have run on a platform against bipolar bitch training.

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She was a fashion designer for law enforcement? Was she responsible for the TSA shirts changing from white to blue?

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"Nadine" and The <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/408113\/borgen-of-borgen-project-revealed" target="_blank">Borgen Project</a>? Ah, those wonderful days of yesteryear.... Now, who was our commander at the time of the Great Paultard War?

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There was also Wonkette Commenter-General "Nick Farr". His commission was activated at the time of <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/325637\/wonkette-appoints-angry-commenter-general-in-paultard-war" target="_blank">The War on Paultards</a>. Good times!

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In that era, our Wonkette had just left the Denton Empire, but was still hosted by their servers (Gawker, et. al.). The break came (I think) sometime in 2007 or 8, and access to the comments remained for a while. For all I know, you still may be able to find Wonkette archives at Gawker (though probably not). All that said, the Great Paultard War brought out the best (worst) in the Wonkette commentariat. Oddly, I think Ken or Jim mentioned once that the Library of Congress wanted the archives. weird.

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maybe, but 'rent2damnhigh' gets my vote.

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The ransom note demanded eleventy jillion dollars in gold, a KFC Double Down, 2 boxes of wine and a bus ticket to Hawaii.

Something tells me teabaggers are involved.

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I watched her video! She never once mentioned traffic stop slavery, although she did allude to that other kind of slavery. BUT PLEASE NOTE: While she calls herself "Queen Noble", the crown was bestowed upon her <i>mother</i> by a church in Cincinnati. For her to claim that Noble scepter and sash, she must produce a birth certificate or STFU.

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