It's Your Friday White House Press Briefing, Which We Remembered This Time!
Very chuffed about our minimal competence today.
Politico says this thing is supposed to kick off at noon eastern, so here is your feed!
And as a bonus video, here is also your COVID-19 task force briefing, which preceded Jen Psaki and whatever incredibly stupid question Peter Doocy throws her way.
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I wouldn't last 30 second with those reporters. I would come over that podium, head first, hamster fists of furry flying.
orange is a fabulous blush color! it looks great, for instance, ON ME.