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Jeffery Campbell's avatar

I wouldn't last 30 second with those reporters. I would come over that podium, head first, hamster fists of furry flying.

rebecca's avatar

orange is a fabulous blush color! it looks great, for instance, ON ME.

Hiss's avatar

Or To Whom It May Concern.

Hiss's avatar

May I suggest some whose sacrifice would be applauded?

resource NW's avatar

Mine se $600. I got that in Sept. I think the mail is slow.

RogationDays's avatar

I was taught typing when I was a messenger for an attorney’s firm when I was in high school. When we had down time I hung around the lawyer’s administration assistants and they were kind enough to show me how to touch type on the top of the line electric typewriters they had. It came in very handy in college and I even took a course for a few weeks to try to get better.

dave in texas's avatar

One of the cooks at a restaurant where I used to work hung a heavy bag right outside the back door. Thing used to get a serious workout from about half the staff.

I tried to get management to replace it when he went to work elsewhere, but they wouldn't, dammit.

dave in texas's avatar

And the final line of that passage - "truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full." is just the chef's kiss. Jesus as snarktastic idiot-kicker. Gotta love it.

resource NW's avatar

I took typing in HS. About the only C I had. I tried Mavis Beacon for a while. Then I found out she didn't exist

So disillusioned....

Hoodathunk's avatar

One would think one would get used to what one's shoes taste like but noooooo.

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

Given the context - here, at least - I think you're correct.

Doctoryy Dilettanteyy Debbyy's avatar

Carefully. The carnivorous super monsters from Andromeda are known to be "foodies" with very picky standards.

Spencer Dawkins's avatar

Any press briefing that slaps Mike Pompeo around is a good press briefing ...

Spencer Dawkins's avatar

Thank you for making my day (and your answer makes me respect her more, rather than feeling sorry for her. I love our dogs, but I'd kick them after taking Doocey's questions).

Spencer Dawkins's avatar

Translation of stupid question: "Has Biden learned anything about immigration since 2014, or does he think that taking our knees off the necks of children sends the wrong message?"

Translation of stupid follow-up question: "Does Biden care about what the Wall Street Journal says about his immigration policy?"

MAN. I can do this all day.

Spencer Dawkins's avatar

Translation of stupid question: "Would the White House like to telegraph responses to attacks that target the United States, or is he going to keep the attackers guessing like a common Donald Trump?"