It's Your Last Weekly Top Ten Before Donald Trump Devours The GOP Convention Whole!
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Hi, Wonkers! It is time for your top ten funsies post, because it is the weekend and you DESERVE IT. We are on our way to the GOP convention, so we are writing this in the driver's seat of our car! LOLOL JUST KIDDING, OBEY YOUR LOCAL TRAFFIC LAWS. Anyway so yeah, countdown. We find the biggest stories you clicked on the mostest and good god, you know this drill by now.
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Shall we now count down the top 10 stories of the week, chosen as usual by Beyoncé, ALLEGEDLY? Yes we shall!
1. Was George W. Bush drunk at the memorial for the slain Dallas police officers? Well was he???
2. A very "Christian" baker says God told her lesbians shouldn't have birthday cakes either. For real.
3. Daily Caller and RedState post thoughtful, poignant reactions to Dallas police shootings. Wait WTF?
4. Blogger for the Stupidest Man On The Internet arrested, just because he pulled a gun on some Black Lives Matter people. Unfair!
5. Maureen Dowd really wishes Hillary would stop jizzing on President Obama's face.
6. Donald Trump's Dallas statement was chock full of ennui over racial tensions he actively incited.
7. Five Dallas cops were killed by a sniper who wanted race war. Deadbeat former congressman Joe Walsh was WAY too excited about that.
8. Sarah Palin is pretty sure she knows more about Martin Luther King, Jr. than black people do, so there's that.
9. Speaking of deadbeat Joe Walsh, he has ALWAYS been at war with human decency.
10. And finally, Donald Trump's Jesus advisor will resurrect your dead relatives for the low, low price of $1,144!
So there you go. Those are your top ten most clicked upon stories. They are very good stories!
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