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YOU MONSTER!

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Renfield?

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Had a guy at work open a can of sardines. I said it smelled like a whorehouse on pay night.

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Trump's scams will be huge. The best. People will be happy to get scammed. Incredible.

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Not if Laura was three sheets to the wind on pills...

Remember, Nancy Reagan did pills 8 x daily?

Who could possibly stand to be around this mass-murderer and idiot unless you were wasted out of your mind?

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Condi was planning to give a speech on September 12th about the BIGGEST THREAT TO AMERICA: RUSSIAN NUKES.

How does a "smart person" read this memo and come to that conclusion?

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I think the Donna Rose look is more....Mahjong.

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FINE! She lost me at "I boned George" anyway!

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Ponder the notion for a while. Sleep on it, so to speak.

And know that I take direction well...

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Name him(?) Ice-LT.

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Happiness is a warm gun?

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@Vegan and Tiara- I was wondering where that look came from. I think you've got it. I haven't played canasta in a long time, but I once knew how.I agree with particolored you don't have a babby on your hands anymore.

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It'll be on in the background.

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All the up fists in the world! I love Edna!

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Cuttlefish? It's like masticating an already been chewed piece of bubble yum. No flavor rubber.

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