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The Wanderer's avatar

Had a guy at work open a can of sardines. I said it smelled like a whorehouse on pay night.

TeeRaak's avatar

Trump's scams will be huge. The best. People will be happy to get scammed. Incredible.

TeeRaak's avatar

Not if Laura was three sheets to the wind on pills...

Remember, Nancy Reagan did pills 8 x daily?

Who could possibly stand to be around this mass-murderer and idiot unless you were wasted out of your mind?

TeeRaak's avatar

Condi was planning to give a speech on September 12th about the BIGGEST THREAT TO AMERICA: RUSSIAN NUKES.

How does a "smart person" read this memo and come to that conclusion?

Dr. Danger - AKA Jeffocaster's avatar

I think the Donna Rose look is more....Mahjong.

Shananigan's avatar

FINE! She lost me at "I boned George" anyway!

Jonny On Maui's avatar

Ponder the notion for a while. Sleep on it, so to speak.

And know that I take direction well...

Lizzietish81's avatar

Happiness is a warm gun?

pat tolle's avatar

@Vegan and Tiara- I was wondering where that look came from. I think you've got it. I haven't played canasta in a long time, but I once knew how.I agree with particolored you don't have a babby on your hands anymore.

cynmac sez Whar Boxes's avatar

It'll be on in the background.

WomanInThePersistence's avatar

All the up fists in the world! I love Edna!

cynmac sez Whar Boxes's avatar

Cuttlefish? It's like masticating an already been chewed piece of bubble yum. No flavor rubber.