This fucking guy again! Not even Haley Joel Osment can see his political career, and yet here he is trying to have a #METOO moment. No, he wasn't sexually harassed. Although there was that one time the former Congressman threatened to throw a reporter off the balcony of the the US Capitol Building, as one does.
No, no, you’re not man enough, you’re not man enough. I’ll break you in half. Like a boy.
Eat your heart out, Greg Gianforte! Some wiseguy reporter asks about that campaign finance shit, and you let him know you're from Staten Island, amirite? BOOM! Spoken like a man who got caught bangin' some chick in the crapper at a Brooklyn wine bar. Allegedly! Classy!
Grimm did eventually plead guilty to felony tax evasion for underpaying the undocumented workers he hired to staff his restaurant called, we shit you not, "Healthlicious." Then he resigned from Congress in 2014 to spend eight months threatening to break other dudes in half in federal prison.
But now he's out, New York! And he wants to share his own #METOO story of victimization with you, because he, too, was badtouched by that man James Comey. If he's guilty of anything, it's of loving America TOO MUCH, which made him a target of those evil supervillains, Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama:
A win for the American people as @HouseIntelCommvotes to #ReleasetheMemo - here’s my statement on that and Andrew McCabe’s departure from the FBI: pic.twitter.com/1RYGqy4GMb
— Michael Grimm (@RealMGrimm) January 30, 2018
Michael Grimm is what happened to Fred Armisen after a faulty skin-smoothing procedure.
That makes too much sense to be true.