Jan Brewer Cannot Even With This White Santa Nonsense
Hey Megyn Kelly? How does it feel when Jan Brewer -- yes, that Jan Brewer -- is the voice of reason to your stupid "joke" that you were "joking" about how dumb black people are to feel left out by White Hegemonic Santa and his army of elvish slaves? Does it feel bad? It must feel bad, right? Out-saned by Jan Brewer? Ouch.
Above you saw the video of her being like are you kidding me what even the actual fuck, and you also saw the video of how embarrassed the reporter was to even ask the stupid question, like, boomhauerboomhauerboomhauerissantawhite.
And it is true, Jan Brewer has been oddly not crazy for a while. She took Medicaid expansion for her state when that was the worst kind of cooties plus AIDS a Republican governor could possibly get. (Actually, she didn't just take the Medicaid expansion; she vetoed all Republican bills until they voted for it, badass dictator-styley.) Also, you may not remember because we didn't, she endorsed Barack Obama, but probably by accident.
HOWEVER. Not to nitpick (totally to nitpick), but in her listing of all the colors Santa could be -- white, yellow, red and black -- did you happen to notice a color missing? A BROWN color, that is brown?
Jan Brewer still hates Messicans, the end.
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Never forget that with Jan it's always about the money- always. She understands that in a state full of retired oldz we desperately need that Medicaid money to pay for their healthcare. So she ruthlessly slapped down the blind demagogues of the GOP legislature because money trumps ideology. The reason she sounds sane on the white Santa issue is because there's no angle to make a buck by being cra cra. Make no mistake though, if there was a way to profit on it Santa would indeed be brown and she'd have that fat illegal alien toy smuggler and his border crossing herd of flying livestock cooling their heels in a CCA private prison cell generating more of that sweet Federal immigration cash faster than you could shake a desert mistletoe.
Because teabillies are all dumber than a box of rocks. Brewer is dumber than a box of rocks also too, but unlike the teabillies she has a laser-like focus on doing whatever is best for Jan. In fact, for her being stupid is an asset because it keeps her mind from being cluttered with useless ideology. Besides, in the ongoing grift known as the GOP there is no scenario where the rubes win, but they've been so brainwashed that they remain blissfully unaware of the fact that there never has been nor will there ever be a payoff for them. If they ever did personally benefit from the grift, they might not be so damned angry all the time and they'd lose their usefulness to the GOP leadership.