Jan Brewer Cannot Even With This White Santa Nonsense


Hey Megyn Kelly? How does it feel when Jan Brewer -- yes, that Jan Brewer -- is the voice of reason to your stupid "joke" that you were "joking" about how dumb black people are to feel left out by White Hegemonic Santa and his army of elvish slaves? Does it feel bad? It must feel bad, right? Out-saned by Jan Brewer? Ouch.

Above you saw the video of her being like are you kidding me what even the actual fuck, and you also saw the video of how embarrassed the reporter was to even ask the stupid question, like, boomhauerboomhauerboomhauerissantawhite.

And it is true, Jan Brewer has been oddly not crazy for a while. She took Medicaid expansion for her state when that was the worst kind of cooties plus AIDS a Republican governor could possibly get. (Actually, she didn't just take the Medicaid expansion; she vetoed all Republican bills until they voted for it, badass dictator-styley.) Also, you may not remember because we didn't, she endorsed Barack Obama, but probably by accident.

HOWEVER. Not to nitpick (totally to nitpick), but in her listing of all the colors Santa could be -- white, yellow, red and black -- did you happen to notice a color missing? A BROWN color, that is brown?

Jan Brewer still hates Messicans, the end.


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