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Never forget that with Jan it's always about the money- always. She understands that in a state full of retired oldz we desperately need that Medicaid money to pay for their healthcare. So she ruthlessly slapped down the blind demagogues of the GOP legislature because money trumps ideology. The reason she sounds sane on the white Santa issue is because there's no angle to make a buck by being cra cra. Make no mistake though, if there was a way to profit on it Santa would indeed be brown and she'd have that fat illegal alien toy smuggler and his border crossing herd of flying livestock cooling their heels in a CCA private prison cell generating more of that sweet Federal immigration cash faster than you could shake a desert mistletoe.

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Because teabillies are all dumber than a box of rocks. Brewer is dumber than a box of rocks also too, but unlike the teabillies she has a laser-like focus on doing whatever is best for Jan. In fact, for her being stupid is an asset because it keeps her mind from being cluttered with useless ideology. Besides, in the ongoing grift known as the GOP there is no scenario where the rubes win, but they've been so brainwashed that they remain blissfully unaware of the fact that there never has been nor will there ever be a payoff for them. If they ever did personally benefit from the grift, they might not be so damned angry all the time and they'd lose their usefulness to the GOP leadership.

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I never saw a purple Santa...

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D.J. White Hegemonic Santa is my rap name.

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Crossing my fingers that this is an offer...

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I thinks I may have figured this out,Ole Jan has been kinda like normal since she expanded the medicaid and got the Obamzcare ,so did she get provided the meds she needed to keep from being such an grumpy ole bitch??Just think iffin the rest of them governor people would do this by gawd they would not try to inpeach

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Is insane one of those words like unravel?

As in: unravel means the exact same thing as the word ravel, does insane mean the exact same thing as out-sane?

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It's not so freaking <a href="http:\/\/www.wunderground.com\/cgi-bin\/findweather\/hdfForecast\?query=phoenix" target="_blank">hot</a> there this time of year. Their brains cool off after a while, and something like sanity returns.

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yes.

Sentences like that are why I am deeply, madly, out-sanely, in sapio-sexual love with our editrix.

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SHE'S TURNING INTO A LIBTARD!!!11! Come to the dark side honey. Crank your empathy to FUL POWER!

Bwahahahaha *cough* *cough*

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You shouldn't make these kind of in/flammable comments. But it comes from a great source:

<blockquote>Methought I heard a voice cry, “Sleep no more! Macbeth does murder sleep”—the innocent sleep, Sleep that knits up the raveled sleave of care, The death of each day’s life, sore labor’s bath, Balm of hurt minds, great nature’s second course, Chief nourisher in life’s feast.</blockquote>

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OT, Wonkette-emeritus Pareene's annual Hack List is up at "Salon." Good stuff

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true dat. she's done here

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We'll always have Sarah. And Michele. And Steve King. And Louie Gohmert... We are well stocked with Crazy.

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Say, doesn't she also have a job as Katherine Chancellor?

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