I wanna be a bigot just like mommy someday!


Are you a big fan of Pixar who struggles daily to communicate your homophobic values to your cartoon children? The Jehovah's Witnesses have a solution for you. Do you get squicked out when you find out your daughter's friend Heather really does have two mommies, and they are lesbian-wedded to each other 'til death do they part and God ninja kicks them into hell with all the other sinners? Jehovah's Witnesses gonna fix that too.

Come, let us watch a cartoon video together, and learn. Wonkette shall narrate for you, in case you're not allowed to watch Jehovah's Witnesses shit at your job.

Evan Hurst

Evan Hurst is the senior editor of Wonkette, which means he is the boss of you, unless you are Rebecca, who is boss of him. His dog Lula is judging you right now.

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