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Jesus Watches 'NCIS' With Sarah Silverman; Wingnuts, Surprisingly, Furious

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jesus is a cool guySarah Silverman sure makes funny videos. There was that time she was fucking Matt Damon (MATT DAMON).


And that time she hung out with all the Jewish nana's to make sure they went and voted for that menschy college professor (such a person!) even though he is a schwartze.

But who is even better than Matt Damon (MATT DAMON) and your bubbeh? Jesus, that is who! Man, Sarah Silverman really has cool friends.

So Jesus comes to hang out and kibitz with Sarah Silverman, and watch an NCIS marathon, and eat popcorn and make jokes about life beginning at 40. Haha, Jesus is not only magic, he is also hilarious!

(Can we take a moment here to compare Paul Rudd's career to that of another likable, charming everyman, Jason Bateman? Everything Paul Rudd is in is sweet, funny and great. Have you seen Our Idiot Brother? Great! How about Wanderlust? Way great! I Love You Man? Hilarious, funny and pretty great! Now Bateman: Horrible Bosses, Extract, The Switch, and Couples Retreat. Jason Bateman's movie career: not great! We now return you to this post, already in progress.)

Also, they have some thoughts about bortion. And that is where things gets SICK!!!!

SICK! Sarah Silverman Uses Jesus To Promote Abortion, Masturbation, And Progressive Propaganda

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