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That's not what <i>she</i> (Mary M.) said.

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It's good to be Matt Damon.

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You wanna stick <i>what</i> in my <i>what?</i>

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Since Louie da First.

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Obligatory Phil Harris mention.

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I thought Ellen DeGeneres did great as the voice of Dory in Finding Nemo. Now I will watch Wreck-it Ralph on your recommendation.

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That's some fair criticism but I think there's more to her. I'm withholding judgment until I see what she might yet be capable of. And really, hangin' out with Jesus is pretty funny.

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Does this mean we finally got somebody who can tell us what beauty is? Cuz we've been waitin' for that for at least a coupla thousand years. Where do ticks fall on the beauty spectrum?

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You say the words "Paul Rudd", and I'm there with bells on. But I liked Horrible Bosses.

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For those of you who want more Sarah Silverman and have HBO (or know someone who does and is willing to share their login), she has a really funny solo special in HBO GO's Comedy section.

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I see what you tread there!

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Won't someone think of <strike>my</strike> the sperm?

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Must. Resist. Urge. To. Consult. Urban Dictionary.

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"So beauty matters and is a part of our connection to G-d"

Ah, this finally explains all the female Stepford Fox News personalities. Roger Ailes is just trying to get closer to God.

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He's got as legit an accreditation as his water-god colleague, AquaBuddha.

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Looks like you're gonna have to get one of the extra-large catheters, doc.

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