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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

That's not what <i>she</i> (Mary M.) said.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

It's good to be Matt Damon.

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

You wanna stick <i>what</i> in my <i>what?</i>

bobbert's avatar

Since Louie da First.

Paul MacDonald's avatar

Obligatory Phil Harris mention.

Bezoar's avatar

I thought Ellen DeGeneres did great as the voice of Dory in Finding Nemo. Now I will watch Wreck-it Ralph on your recommendation.

Bezoar's avatar

That's some fair criticism but I think there's more to her. I'm withholding judgment until I see what she might yet be capable of. And really, hangin' out with Jesus is pretty funny.

Bezoar's avatar

Does this mean we finally got somebody who can tell us what beauty is? Cuz we've been waitin' for that for at least a coupla thousand years. Where do ticks fall on the beauty spectrum?

Vienna Woods's avatar

You say the words "Paul Rudd", and I'm there with bells on. But I liked Horrible Bosses.

lljktechnogeek's avatar

For those of you who want more Sarah Silverman and have HBO (or know someone who does and is willing to share their login), she has a really funny solo special in HBO GO's Comedy section.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Won't someone think of <strike>my</strike> the sperm?

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Must. Resist. Urge. To. Consult. Urban Dictionary.

Painter of Goats's avatar

"So beauty matters and is a part of our connection to G-d"

Ah, this finally explains all the female Stepford Fox News personalities. Roger Ailes is just trying to get closer to God.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

He's got as legit an accreditation as his water-god colleague, AquaBuddha.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Looks like you're gonna have to get one of the extra-large catheters, doc.