Joe Biden Begs For Hot $$$ For Hillary

If there's one thing the Clintons have absolutely zero compunctions about, it's raising money to fund their Presidential porn collections, nefarious parking-lot murder plots, and cynical seduction of "hard-working white Americans." So it's kind of amazing that Hillary Clinton isn't just sending out her own goddamn fundraising letters and leaving our precious Barry and Joe out of her shameful shillery, but there you have it: Vice President-elect Joe Biden is issuing a fundraising appeal for the Secretary of State-to-be, who needs dollars to pay off the "hard-working individuals and small businesses" (read: Mark Penn and the Bilderberg Group) who helped her tour Florida and Michigan shouting about DISENFRANCHISEMENT long after she'd lost any realistic hope of winning the Democratic nomination.

Here is Joe Biden's stupid email:

From: Joe Biden

Subject: Our commitment to a friend

President-elect Obama and I have been assembling our team, and we plan to hit the ground running next month.

We want to be ready to go, and that's why I'm asking you to help us honor an outstanding commitment we made during the election.

Our campaign pledged to help Senator Hillary Clinton -- one of the vital members of our team and our future Secretary of State -- retire her campaign debt. That's the money her campaign owes to the vendors across the country that make our political process possible.

Barack and I had the deepest respect for Hillary as an opponent on the campaign trail. Her undeniable intellect, talent, and passion strengthened Barack as a candidate and tested our movement for change.

We welcome Hillary as a partner in our administration, and I hope you will show your support by helping Barack fulfill our campaign promise.

Will you make a contribution of $100 or more now to retire Hillary's campaign debt?

I saw your generosity and commitment to this team throughout the election, and I know we can do it.

In the general election, Hillary was one of our strongest advocates. She traveled the country and did more than 70 events, raising money and bringing new supporters into our campaign.

As Secretary of State, she will be indispensable in furthering Barack's agenda for change.

Let's welcome Hillary to the team and thank her for her efforts in support of our campaign by helping to retire her debt to the hard-working individuals and small businesses that were a part of the election:

Your support and generosity got us this far, and I know I can count on it now.

Thank you,


Jesus. Why doesn't she get the old money-printing troll to just add a couple million to the press? Hillary Clinton's campaign debt will be nothing compared to the debt we'll be carrying to finance her next pet project (war with Syria/Iran/Canada, plus a Lear jet full of giant blonde whores for her husband).


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