What's Joey B. been talkin' since singlehandedly saving the country or something (we don't know, the Kossacks seem pretty ready to murder)? Here is Joe Biden over the past 16 or so hours: What'd you tell the Senate Dems? "This is Joe Biden. I'm your buddy." What's gonna happen with the House? "I think we're gonna be okay." And oh, what was that third thing he said?

And now, a word from the president!

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta

Gettin voted into the white house

Everything lookin good to the people of the world

But the mafia family is my boss

So every now and then I owe a favor gettin' down

Like lettin' a big drug shipment through

And send 'em to the poor community

So we can bust you know who

So voters of the world keep supportin' me

And I promise to take you very far

Other leaders better not upset me

Or I'll send a million troops to die at war

To all you republicans, that helped me win

I sincerely like to thank you

'cause now I got the world swingin' from my nuts

And damn it feels good to be a gangsta

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