Joe Biden: Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangster
What's Joey B. been talkin' since singlehandedly saving the country or something (we don't know, the Kossacks seem pretty ready to murder)? Here is Joe Biden over the past 16 or so hours: What'd you tell the Senate Dems? "This is Joe Biden. I'm your buddy." What's gonna happen with the House? "I think we're gonna be okay." And oh, what was that third thing he said?
And now, a word from the president!
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
Gettin voted into the white house
Everything lookin good to the people of the world
But the mafia family is my boss
So every now and then I owe a favor gettin' down
Like lettin' a big drug shipment through
And send 'em to the poor community
So we can bust you know who
So voters of the world keep supportin' me
And I promise to take you very far
Other leaders better not upset me
Or I'll send a million troops to die at war
To all you republicans, that helped me win
I sincerely like to thank you
'cause now I got the world swingin' from my nuts
And damn it feels good to be a gangsta
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