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Joe Miller Pretty Sure That Immigrants Are Coming To Take Your Guns Away

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You will recall that we grudgingly started paying attention to the Alaska senator's race because senior senator Lisa Murkowski is SO MAD that junior senator Mark Begich is going around saying they are friends. Now one of Begich's possible Republican opponents, walking anger management issue Joe Miller, is trying to get himself some attention by sending out some super nice fliers that are also really well-designed and also, too, not at all racist fear-mongering.


A flyer for Joe Miller’s campaign features the image, taken from a 2007 book, Young and Lethal: Life in a Mexican Drug Cartel, and says incumbent Sen. Mark Begich (D-AZ) [sic] “wants them to vote.”

“If 20 million illegals vote, you can kiss the 2nd Amendment goodbye,” a quote attributed to Miller states. “I am the only candidate who favors Voter ID.”

See? Butter wouldn't melt in Joe Miller's mouth. Nice as pie, he is.

But wait, Joe Miller. Why will all of these 20 million eeeleeegalls who immediately get the vote just by thinking about walking across the border vote to make the Second Amendment go away?

“If you end up granting amnesty to those who don’t value gun rights, who have not been raised in an environment where the Second Amendment is cherished — is considered to be a God-given right — the reality is over a generation or two, the likelihood is very strong that the 2nd Amendment will not be here.”

So wait. A lawless horde is amassing at the border, bent on destruction, because they come from lawless lands, but because those lawless lands don't have the actual Second Amendment, once they get here they'll just be like "whevs, we never liked guns anyway." How does your brain even hold a thought that dumb in your cranium for very long? Shouldn't it slip out through your ear canal or something? The only explanation we have for this is that Joe Miller's skull is filled with a Mad Libs book where every page is about guns, so no matter what shakes loose in there, it eventually connects up with something about weapons and then Joe opens his bearded yell-hole and it just comes slithering out. There's got to be something he can take for that, right? Let's buy it for him.

[Raw Story]

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