You will recall that we grudgingly started paying attention to the Alaska senator's race because senior senator Lisa Murkowski is SO MAD that junior senator Mark Begich is going around saying they are friends. Now one of Begich's possible Republican opponents, walking anger management issue Joe Miller, is trying to get himself some attention by sending out some
8-9 million are poised just beyond the border, ready to swarm across as soon as Mark Begich is re-elected. <i>Unless Joe is there to stop them!</i>
You miss his point. It&#039;s not that Mr. 300lbs of Cheeto-flavored Lard wouldn&#039;t be fit to serve in the militia, it&#039;s that he won&#039;t <i>want</i> to serve. He just wants to play with his guns.
Do the math, sheeple! 20 million new voters, if they all vote as a block, is all that it will take to elect the 2/3rds majorities required in both houses to vote to overturn the 2nd amendment!
Because, apparently, there are only 10 to 15 million people currently eligible to vote in the United States.
Fortunately, that won&#039;t be sufficient to actually <i>ratify</i> the destruction of our God-given right to firepower, as protected by the Constitution (fucking God is such a wimp he can&#039;t even protect his own-given rights!), so Joe is right... it <i>will</i> require a generation or two to breed the extra few million voters needed to seize control of at least 38 states. If Mark Begich is re-elected, our only hope will be to begin fucking furiously, in a desperate bid to produce babbies faster than the illeagles do!
Using that flawless logic, we need to retroactively kick George Washington and all those filthy British colonials out, seeing as they came from a country with no respect for a well-regulated militia.
Wait. Joe&#039;s in Alaska, right? Maybe he&#039;s concerned about all those <i>Russian</i> immigrant hordes -- the ones GrifterSlut sees from her back porch. Cuz if they vote, they&#039;ll probably elect <i>Putin</i> or something, and then...
You old silly, you&#039;re applying logic again! Have you learned nothing from Steve King and Louie Gohmert?
But if you walked here from somewhere else, apparently you can just go vote, no registration or ID required! Thinking - how does it work?
Haldol. Haldol is give to rage-filled people incapable of coherent thought.
It makes them much less scary, and vastly more depressing.
I have faith in the man. Whenever stupid needs to get stupider, he&#039;s always up to the task.
8-9 million are poised just beyond the border, ready to swarm across as soon as Mark Begich is re-elected. <i>Unless Joe is there to stop them!</i>
You forgot to mention all the bunting and party favors that will be supplied by Hobby Lobby, also also at gun point.
You can also kiss the 18th goodbye, and before you know we&#039;ll once again be awash in the Devil&#039;s gin!
You miss his point. It&#039;s not that Mr. 300lbs of Cheeto-flavored Lard wouldn&#039;t be fit to serve in the militia, it&#039;s that he won&#039;t <i>want</i> to serve. He just wants to play with his guns.
Do the math, sheeple! 20 million new voters, if they all vote as a block, is all that it will take to elect the 2/3rds majorities required in both houses to vote to overturn the 2nd amendment!
Because, apparently, there are only 10 to 15 million people currently eligible to vote in the United States.
Fortunately, that won&#039;t be sufficient to actually <i>ratify</i> the destruction of our God-given right to firepower, as protected by the Constitution (fucking God is such a wimp he can&#039;t even protect his own-given rights!), so Joe is right... it <i>will</i> require a generation or two to breed the extra few million voters needed to seize control of at least 38 states. If Mark Begich is re-elected, our only hope will be to begin fucking furiously, in a desperate bid to produce babbies faster than the illeagles do!
Actually, if they vote, then technically they must not be illegal anymore.
There. Problem solved.
Yeh, but they&#039;re still Messican. Which is Joe&#039;s actual problem.
That thought rapidly makes him furious.
Guy Fawkes libel!
What? Are you French?
Using that flawless logic, we need to retroactively kick George Washington and all those filthy British colonials out, seeing as they came from a country with no respect for a well-regulated militia.
Wait. Joe&#039;s in Alaska, right? Maybe he&#039;s concerned about all those <i>Russian</i> immigrant hordes -- the ones GrifterSlut sees from her back porch. Cuz if they vote, they&#039;ll probably elect <i>Putin</i> or something, and then...
Damn, this logic thing is hard work.