Jon Stewart Made An Announcement Last Night, Don't Wanna Talk About It


On Tuesday's The Daily Show, it was pretty much the same old thing. Some jokes, an interview ... oh, and the announcement that after 17 years, Jon Stewart is leaving the show.

"I am a terrible employee,” he said, “and it is time for someone else to have that opportunity."

We have no idea how much longer we’ll have Jon Stewart to quote around the water cooler. Maybe until September? Maybe longer? Maybe he’s totally messing with us, and he’s not going anywhere? Nah, he's totally leaving. Sad face.

He has no specific plans, he said, just “a lot of ideas,” like having “dinner, on a school night, with my family. Who, I have heard, from multiple sources, are lovely people."

Please share your favorite Stewart jokes and clips in the comments -- and sure, go ahead and make those "Craig Kilborn is available" jokes if you must -- which we do not allow.


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