Wonkette operative Jon writes: "Journalism. This is it." C'mon, Jon. That is so insulting to the crackerjack reporters at theWall Street Journal, who just released a fine piece of muckraking journalism with the earth-shattering headline, "So, Did Spam Ever Leave the Cans? A Meaty Mystery Is Making Waves -- Cruise Line Says It Served None; Passengers Winced Over 'Pink Chunks'." See?

Speaking ill of flying snakes is pretty legit journalism, all things considered.