Wonkette operative Jon writes: "Journalism. This is it." C'mon, Jon. That is so insulting to the crackerjack reporters at the Wall Street Journal , who just released a fine piece of muckraking journalism with the earth-shattering headline, "So, Did Spam Ever Leave the Cans? A Meaty Mystery Is Making Waves -- Cruise Line Says It Served None; Passengers Winced Over 'Pink Chunks'." See?
The people who read the Journal or watch Fox and Friends can't process complex story lines about the economy or world affairs. Listen to people discussing these stories in a cafe or a bar and you realize where those Special Ed kids on the school bus ended up.
Wasn't Meaty Pink Chunks Levi's nickname for Bristol?
In keeping with the culinary holiday theme, Spam makes a lovely turkey stuffing. Also.
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I&#039;ll take their word for it.
Was Vagina Blood Farts already taken?
It would be kinda cool if they were flying rattlesnakes. We can train them to attack terrorists! We can get Snake Plisskin to lead them.
Badger badger badger...
The people who read the Journal or watch Fox and Friends can&#039;t process complex story lines about the economy or world affairs. Listen to people discussing these stories in a cafe or a bar and you realize where those Special Ed kids on the school bus ended up.
A little goes a long way, I eat Spam Musubi about twice a year. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wik..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spam_musubi">http://en.wikipedia.org/wik...
Well as long as it is not Baoht Z&#039;uqqa-Mogg, the flying scorpion old god from the Cthulu mythos.