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Wasn't Meaty Pink Chunks Levi's nickname for Bristol?

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In keeping with the culinary holiday theme, Spam makes a lovely turkey stuffing. Also.

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I'll take their word for it.

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Was Vagina Blood Farts already taken?

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It would be kinda cool if they were flying rattlesnakes. We can train them to attack terrorists! We can get Snake Plisskin to lead them.

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Badger badger badger...

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The people who read the Journal or watch Fox and Friends can't process complex story lines about the economy or world affairs. Listen to people discussing these stories in a cafe or a bar and you realize where those Special Ed kids on the school bus ended up.

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A little goes a long way, I eat Spam Musubi about twice a year. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wik..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spam_musubi">http://en.wikipedia.org/wik...

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Well as long as it is not Baoht Z'uqqa-Mogg, the flying scorpion old god from the Cthulu mythos.

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