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Would you like to meet a man who holds one of the highest public offices in our country, and that is "judge"? Yes you would, becausedude is THE BEST:


“I can assure you that whether you voted for him or you did not vote for him, if you are a citizen of the United States, [Donald Trump] is your president,” Judge John Primomo said.

CORRECTAMUNDO JUDGE! "I didn't vote for him" and "waaah he is a fascist and we are probably all going to die" may be TRUE but we don't get to opt out of our president any more than those sad idiots got to opt out of the Muslin Kenyan Usurper. Lay some more science facts on us, Judge!

“He will be your president and if you do not like that, you need to go to another country.”

Oh. If we don't like our president, we have to move out? Then why are these Obummer-hating cousinlovers still clogging up the aisle at Walmart?

He went on to criticize Americans protestors who carry signs saying ‘He’s not my president,’ including some in San Antonio. Primomo lashed out against NFL players who take a knee during the national anthem.

“I detest that, because you can protest things that happen in this country; you have every right to,” Judge Primomo said.

How about you stop right there with the "every right to," Judge Primomo sir? I think that's a high note, and you should SHHHHHHH.

“You don't do that by offending national symbols like the national anthem and the flag of the United States.”

WHY DO THEY NEVER LISTEN TO ME???? I SAID ZIP IT.

I do think a big part of the reason we now have President Trump is backlash from people fainting because someone knelt during the National Anthem to ask police to not murder black people quite so often -- not to mention that nice lady making water in the public bathroom when she USED TO BE A MAN and is totally going to rape us all, every last one. I get it. Bubbas gonna bub.

I'm just left wondering how much more respectful you can be about your form of protest. Kneeling silently -- the gesture that actually means obeisance -- isn't good enough, because you did it during a song? I guess those football fellows could light themselves on fire, like the old Buddhist monks. Just as long as they're not wrapped in the flag.

[DallasNews]

Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.

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