Here's the thing about the GOP: IT SHOULD NOT WORK. There should not be a party made up of corporate oligarchs and the very working people they screw. But like all good marriages, it endures because the partners agree to overlook each other's faults. For instance, the workers ignore the lies about reopening factories and coal mines because they get to carry a machine gun around while protesting the last abortion provider in their state. And the business owners ignore all the Pitchfork Hoedown campaign promises about GETTING TOUGH WITH CHINA because they know it will never happen, and they're going to get a blank check to rape the environment and pillage labor laws. WIN WIN.

The problem arises when we elect an unstable lunatic who doesn't know the rules, and he actually follows through on the nonsense he spewed on the campaign trail. Enter Donald Trump and his idiotic announcement on Thursday that he'd be enacting tariffs of 25% on imported steel and 10% on aluminum, which sent the stock market plunging.

But what even is a tariff?

It's just a tax -- if you want to import a ton of steel for $700, it'll cost you $875 now that Trump has tacked on $175 in border taxes. It's a blatant effort to jack up the price of imported steel to benefit domestic producers. And maybe you think propping up the American steel industry is a great idea, BUT it violates all kinds of treaties that we as a country have signed and ratified. So instead of renegotiating those treaties and losing the protections of NAFTA, KORUS and the World Trade Organization, Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross and the crackpot Director of the National Trade Council, Peter Navarro, cooked up a national security justification for the tariffs.

We have to protect the American steel industry they said, FOR THE TROOPS! What if a war breaks out, and we can't build tanks!

Only no one at the State, Defense or Treasury departments is onboard with this bullshit because we have plenty of domestic capacity for wartime needs. But more importantly, we're not going to war with Canada, Brazil, South Korea and Mexico, our top four sources of imported steel!


Well! Remember that wifebeater Rob Porter? His job was to keep the wackjobs out of the Oval Office. In particular, he was supposed to stop Peter Navarro from sneaking in to whisper his crank theories into the old man's ear. This is a guy who the National Review referred to as Trump's Nutty Professor. He wrote a book called Death By China: Confronting the Dragon. He's one of Bannon's flunkies, and with Porter gone, he seems to have sneaked back in.

Via Axios,

[Gary] Cohn tried to argue that these tariffs would ruin Trump's record-setting stock market streak and wipe away benefits of tax reform. But Trump kept saying Cohn was a "globalist" while he himself was an economic nationalist. [...]

Navarro argued that Trump needed to protect the domestic industry, promote American jobs and show the world we were going to be tough on trade and this was the best way to do it. Porter argued tariffs would hurt the manufacturing industries that use steel and aluminum as inputs, tax American consumers, roil global markets, alienate allies and lead to retaliation.

Trump sat and watched the fight. He occasionally interjected, saying things like "I need to take care of my base," "You can't have a country without steel," and "Peter, what do you say to that argument?" By the end, Trump told Porter he didn't realize he was such a "globalist."

We note that none of this has anything to do with national security. And as usual, Trump is saying the quiet part out loud on Twitter.

So we're setting fire to NAFTA to solve the opioid crisis. GOT IT.

Axios and the Times have speculated that Trump is isolated and losing his shit now that Keith Schiller, Hope Hicks and the rest of Babysitters Club are out of the White House. Is he lashing out at his limpdick son-in-law and Globalist Gary with these tariffs? Eh, maybe. Or maybe he's a demented old bat with a childish understanding of economics who still thinks it's 1957 and if we just pull up the drawbridge, all the factories will reopen. Prolly that one, TBH.

So, now what?

Well, now we all laugh at Wilbur Ross pretending that he just stopped off at his local 7-11 for his regular lunch of canned soup and Budweiser.

Then we wait for the fallout. Will American steel manufacturers kick up production and hire more workers, or will they just raise the price to $874/ton -- still $1 less than the imports --- and thank Navarro and Ross for the extra profits?

Speaking of Ross, this guy knows damn well that the tariff isn't going to be a boon for American workers. Via the Northwest Indiana Times:

Ross restarted idled steel mills in East Chicago, Burns Harbor and Riverdale but cut employment, wages and benefits. He for instance eliminated more than 500 jobs at the Acme strip mill in Riverdale, according to Times archives. ISG also eliminated thousands of jobs from Cleveland-based LTV and Pennsylvania-based Bethlehem.

Now there's a man who sticks to the GOP script!

So American consumers will likely pay more for cars and canned goods once the price of steel goes up. Canada, Europe and Mexico are already making noise about retaliatory tariffs on motorcycles, airplanes, and soybeans. Because if we don't follow the rules, why should they? And that's the real fallout from Trump's off-the-cuff tariff decision. It erodes the US's ability to enter into agreements with other countries because they simply don't believe that we'll do what we promise. Even if Mnuchin, Mattis and Cohn manage to distract Trump long enough to avert an outright trade war, the damage to the country's credibility and reputation will still last a generation.


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Liz Dye

Liz Dye lives in Baltimore with her wonderful husband and a houseful of teenagers. When she isn't being mad about a thing on the internet, she's hiding in plain sight in the carpool line. She's the one wearing yoga pants glaring at her phone.


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