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You'll be shocked to know that Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia said a Not Very Nice But Very Typical Of Him thing on Wednesday. Was it about lady parts? Homo parts? Nope, this time it was about African-American brain parts:

He argued that "most of the black scientists in this country do not come from the most advanced schools" and that they benefit from a "slower track."

"They're being pushed into schools that are too advanced for them," Scalia said Wednesday of minority students accepted under affirmative action programs.

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Scalia pulled this gemtastic nugget of argle bargle out of his sodomy-free butthole during oral arguments of Fisher v. University of Texas-Austin, a case about some dumb white lady named Abigail Fisher who keeps suing and suing because she says some dumber black lady (or man-lady) stoled her spot at the University of Texas, with affirmative action. We needn't bother you with all the lawsplaining details of this case for you to roll your eyes SO FREAKIN' HARD at Scalia being such a Scalia.

His evidence that The Blacks do better at "slower" safety schools, with their slower black brains, comes from an amicus brief he did not identify, but we're assuming it was filed in support of the poor dumb white lady and those who want to get rid of affirmative action because of how it is so unfair to other dumb white kids.

But it's just so obvious, isn't it, that it's plain mean to even encourage The Blacks to go to good schools? We all know how President Barack Obama was unfairly forced by affirmative action to attend Harvard Law School, and just look at what a miserable twice-elected failure that guy turned out to be? If only he'd gone to, say, the Thomas Jefferson School of Law in San Diego -- diversity and sunny days! -- he might have made something of himself.

We won't try predicting how the Court will decide this case, but we're sure that whatever opinion or dissent Scalia inevitably writes, it's gonna be a real humdinger.

[TPM]

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The Associated Press finally called the race in California's 48th Congressional District late Saturday for Democratic challenger Harley Rouda, bringing an end to nearly 30 years in Congress for US Rep. Dana Rohrabacher. Over the years, Rohrabacher had represented not only his super-conservative Orange County district, but also the Taliban and Russia, and as his district has become more liberal -- or at least less frothingly rightwing John Birch Society-esque -- it was probably only a matter of time until his seat went blue. Rohrabacher's enthusiastic defenses of Donald Trump and of Vladimir Putin only hastened the swing this year. Too bad, so sad!

Let us bid a fond but not drawn out farewell to one of Congress's more spectacular idiots while we hope he's joined by many others, soon.

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HOLY WEEKEND NEWS DUMPS! While Donald Trump was across the ocean getting dunked on by Emmanuel Macron and skipping ceremonies for war heroes because he was scared his shithole hair would get messed up, journalists kept digging into the life and times of Trump's fake acting attorney general Matthew Whitaker, and DAMN. All's we know is that the Deep State must fuckin' HAAAAAAAAATE that guy, whose appointment was probably completely illegal and unconstitutional in the first place so why are we even talking about this.

We already knew bits and pieces about Matt Whitaker's scammy scummy fraud-y old gig, on the advisory board of a scammy scummy fraud-y company called World Patent Marketing, that did some MILD FRAUDS. When customers got mad, Whitaker would write them mean threatening letters. (You should read about how they "scammed US military veterans out of their life savings," as The Guardian puts it. Happy Veterans Day!)

What we didn't know -- and what one of the victims and also some other unknown people (deep state!) were more than happy to tell the Wall Street Journal -- is that FUCKIN' COMPANY IS UNDER FBI INVESTIGATION. And Whitaker was on the advisory board! And he made videos for the company! And he sent those mean threatening letters! What we're saying is that Whitaker is in deep.

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