Kerry: Keeping Us Guessing

where_is_itWe now return you to our regularly scheduled programming: How big is John Kerry's penis?

A reader wonders if this photo disproves previous speculation that the presumptive nominee is hung like a horse. Your call.

But, we were thinking. . . wouldn't that spill he took off his bike for sure have caused injury if, you know, the package he was carrying were both delicate and large? We're just saying.

Kerry Uninjured in Fall From Bicycle [AP/Yahoo]

Kerry's Hidden Strengths [Wonkette]

[AP Photo/Steven Senne]


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