Kiddy-Botherer Roy Moore Sues Whores And Gays For Telling People About It
Why is he still here????
God willin' and the crick don't rise, this will be the last time we write about this old pervert. But yesterday, failed Alabama Senate candidate Roy Moore filed a tort lawsuit against those hussies what conspired to ruin the reputation of a good, Christian man. And it is HOOOOBOY!
Sadly, Roy Moore is not represented in this action by Trenton Garmon, Attorney Extraordinaire.
The loafers really bring it all together!
And his Jew Lawyer (not a Jew) will not be lawing for him in this very serious litigation either.
Nope, Ol' Roy's got himself a new lawyer. A lady! (Don't worry Kayla, she looks to be in her thirties.)
Daddy's 'bout to get kicked in the dick!
Ms. Isaak specializes in divorce and child custody law, with a particular focus on those poor men, who are often financially devastated by divorce and should thus surreptitiously record every interaction with their estranged spouses. (Yeah, seriously.) You can reach her at ProtectingMen.com. (Also, seriously.)
But back to Roy Moore's lawsuit, which is LOLOLOLOL. Roy and his lovely wife Kayla are suing four of his accusers for defaming him with "vile accusations of sexual impropriety."
Judge Moore has consistently espoused Biblical principles during his career in public life. No hint of scandal has ever attended any of his contests for public office from the time he first ran for circuit judge in 1982 until his success in the two Senate primary elections in 2017, a period of 45 years.
Which is entirely true if you leave out the tax-scamming charity stuff reported in Yr Wonkette in October of 2017. But please, go on!
Roy Moore knows there was a conspiracy among his accusers to sink his candidacy and he can prove it. You see, two of these harlots are AVOWED DEMOCRATS! And Roy Moore's got the Facebook posts to prove they didn't like him.
On or about October 13, 2017, [Debbie] Gibson posted a link on her Facebook page to a New York Magazine article entitled: “Democrats Have a Real Chance to Beat Roy Moore They Should Take It.”
Oh, my stars and garters!
Plus Leigh Corfman's former attorney's boss is the Treasurer for the Alabama Democratic Party.
In mid-October 2017, Corfman met with Eddie Sexton, an attorney with the firm of Gentle Turner Sexton & Harbison, LLC. Ed Gentle, founding member of the firm, has been the Treasurer of the Alabama Democratic Party since 2011 and wrote an article supporting Doug Jones candidacy for U.S. Senate on August 31, 2017.
Clutch the pearls!
But most damning of all, Corfman's friend Richard Hagedorn, who championed her case in the media, has a brother who works for the Washington Post. AND HE IS A GAY!!!
Hagedorn’s brother, David Hagedorn, is a columnist for WAPO and resides in Washington, D.C., with his male partner. Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg presided over the high-profile marriage of Hagedorn and his partner in Washington, D.C., while the case of Obergefell v. Hodges was pending before her Court. Richard Hagedorn attended the “wedding.” Judge Moore had been critical of the same-sex marriage movement and its success in the federal courts prior to his candidacy for U.S. Senate.
Fetch me my smelling salts! And bless your little heart with that "wedding" business.
Moore's case is missing a few legal niceties, such as proof that anything the defendants said was demonstrably false. We suspect that "Jesus Loves Me" and "These Hussies and Queer-Lovers Hate Me" will be insufficient evidence of defamatory intent, even in the great state of Alabama where Outrage is a real-life actual tort.
We assume Mr. Moore's esteemed attorney will have told him that he'll have to give depositions where defense counsel will ask him all kinds of nosy questions like, "What's the youngest girl you ever dated?" and "How old was your wife the first time you met her?"
Perhaps Mr. Moore would like to go home and pray on this lawsuit one more time. Maybe ask Jesus if there's any wiggle room on that 9th Commandment, or is it Lake of Fire every time you violate it. Isn't there some hussies and sodomites exception?
Let the Bible be your guide!
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Liz Dye lives in Baltimore with her wonderful husband and a houseful of teenagers. When she isn't being mad about a thing on the internet, she's hiding in plain sight in the carpool line. She's the one wearing yoga pants glaring at her phone.