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kermit's avatar

According to the Evangelicals like the Southern Baptists, the Roman Catholic church isn't properly Christian. As a child I was led to believe that there were "bible believin' folks" keeping a low profile for those two millennia, and they could only open up and preach what the bible really says after Jesus wrote the Constitution: sex with children is OK only if they're girls; slavery is God's way of getting back at Ham; scientists are doing Satan's work; and decent clothing is always 20 years out of fashion.

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Bobo Brazil's avatar

Yeah? yeah? It wasn't in the contest that there was a hint of scandal! No, it wasn't until he started trashing U.S. jurisprudence with his total incompetence! So there!

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Bobo Brazil's avatar

For a brief moment there I thought he was Lothar of the Hill People.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

I am glad you were able to escape the dogmatic cult.

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The Villainess+'s avatar

Oh mah GOODness GRAYshus. Honey, bring me my fainting salts, I seem to have fallen prey to the vapors. And to think, I was doing fine until COUNT 6 OUTRAGE. Heavens to Murgatroyd what WILL I do...

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Ms. Isaak specializes in divorce and child custody law, with a particular focus on those poor men, who are often financially devastated by divorce and should thus surreptitiously record every interaction with their estranged spouses. (Yeah, seriously.) You can reach her at ProtectingMen.com. (Also, seriously.)

Ohhhh honey. Karma is gonna bite you so hard!

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

What Lord Pnut said.Also, it is from the Star Trek episode with the Yangs XD The outfit, I mean, not the head

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TexasDumb's avatar

I hurt my neck once doing that.

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Heyzeus Ahchay's avatar

Don't you have to have a "character" in order for defamation of character to apply? And if the court should find that somewhere, in some dark space no one ever looks, he does have a little character, his damages should be about, oh, say, one fricken penny, because that's about how much his character was "damaged."

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cpcurtis's avatar

Good lord that photo is matchy matchy. And with a "pop" of color. I had no idea Wayfair was offering rooms with layers on discount.

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TexasDumb's avatar

I like the "Love the neighbor" part, but it gets lost in all the apocalypse stuff.

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The Villainess+'s avatar

When I got to that photo I did a double take and I said to myself, "Did that young Roy Moore find a time machine?"

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Excellent, a randy unicorn. You made my day.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Thank you, I always had a hard time with that in the literature.especially in Ariel.https://www.goodreads.com/b...

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Saxo the Grammarian's avatar

Discovery, Roy! Ain't you a lawyer?

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife or ass?

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