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Known Crazy Victoria Jackson Films Hilarious... Well, She Films Something

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Victoria Jackson, so wacko she has her own Wonkette tag, is entering, we think, year twenty of post-SNL unemployment. To commemorate this, she has taken to interviewing random street people on her Nikon Coolpix and, we presume, going home to edit it and upload it to her YouTube channel that has literally singles of views. The first video is up top. It is truly something when a barrel-chested faux-superhero who vaguely declares his superpower is "helping people" is so clearly the sanest person in a conversation that you find yourself wondering if he's free for Quiznos later this week and maybe starting up a part-time drywall business.


However, Victoria Jackson cannot let anything be about someone besides her, and so we have to put up with a two-minute rant about Barack Obama's fourteen communist fathers of fury.

If there was ever a niche for "exhausted-looking middle-aged woman with an inadvisable bow in her hair" roles, Vicki Jackson has that on LOCK.

It is nice that she is non-racistly concerned about Obama's black genetic predisposition to tyranny. There is no more perfect moment than 1:50 to 1:54, when a giant "pro-life" truck with an aborted fetus rolls by and she sad-faced realizes that virtually any Negro in the world could be Barack Obama's godless Muslim father.

Someone get her more buttons, stat.

[TheStar.com]

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Lace up your sneakers, Wonkers! Time to hit the streets. MoveOn, the ACLU, MomsRising and all your favorite dirty leftists are getting together for a yuuuuuuuuge march to show that WE ARE A NATION OF DECENT FUCKING HUMAN BEINGS WHO DON'T KIDNAP BABIES. And your Wonkette will be there!

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Rudy Giuliani, flapping his loose yap to Politico on Monday:

President Donald Trump's attorney Rudy Giuliani said on Monday that he was actually just bluffing last week when he called for Justice Department leaders to suspend special counsel Robert Mueller's investigation within 24 hours.

"I didn't think it would," Giuliani told POLITICO with a laugh when asked about the Mueller inquiry's still being very much an active investigation. "But I still think it should be." [...]

That's what I'm supposed to do," Giuliani explained on Monday. "What am I supposed to say? That they should investigate him forever? Sorry, I'm not a sucker."

Cool, that is just Rudy Giuliani admitting he's full of shit and words and more shit and more words (and also a noun, a verb and 9/11). We are guessing therefore that Giuliani, who is a lawyer, would legally advise us to continue assuming we should take his every oral ejaculation with a gi-normous grain of FULL OF SHIT.

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