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bobbert's avatar

Ouch.

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diogenez's avatar

Noisome Haridan - begone, shrill fuckwitt.

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diogenez's avatar

Christ! Someone loosen that bow - her brain hasn't had oxygen since 1974.

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fuflans's avatar

<i>when a giant “pro-life” truck with an aborted fetus rolls by...</i>

i thought you were talking about the verizon truck.

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FeloniousMonk's avatar

I've often wondered why Americans use "nimrod" where I'd use "dipstick" or "nitwit". I finally checked <a href="http:\/\/www.urbandictionary.com\/define.php\?term=nimrod" target="_blank">Urban Dictionary</a>, and it's because kids didn't always understand the jokes in Bugs Bunny. I learn something new every day, thanks to Wonkette.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Hey, don't forget us girls.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

That's when I grew up, too. I graduated from high school in 1978, and I was totally a loner nerd geek girl who read science fiction, and loved Star Wars and (blush) Space 1999.

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Lot_49's avatar

OT, but Original Wonkette AMC is on MSNBC now, and seems to be getting hotter and more relaxed on the teevee, in addition to already being funny and vicious. What a package!

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SullivanSt's avatar

"My name is not important"

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SullivanSt's avatar

Yes, but only if you've been on TV or your dad was famous.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Pay no attention folks, it's just another Floridian face eating zombie. Move along, nothing to see here...

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Fartknocker's avatar

Her voice is worse than the Queen of Wasilla. Thank goodness I stopped watching it before my ears started bleeding.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

People believe what they want to believe. Which would explain why they think that "Dancing With the Stars" actually features stars.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

In a few more years she's going to start to look like Robin Williams trying to get his kids back.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Worse, her voice deep fries your peter, first.

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schmannity's avatar

Keynote speaker

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