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Ouch.

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Noisome Haridan - begone, shrill fuckwitt.

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Christ! Someone loosen that bow - her brain hasn't had oxygen since 1974.

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<i>when a giant “pro-life” truck with an aborted fetus rolls by...</i>

i thought you were talking about the verizon truck.

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I've often wondered why Americans use "nimrod" where I'd use "dipstick" or "nitwit". I finally checked <a href="http:\/\/www.urbandictionary.com\/define.php\?term=nimrod" target="_blank">Urban Dictionary</a>, and it's because kids didn't always understand the jokes in Bugs Bunny. I learn something new every day, thanks to Wonkette.

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Hey, don't forget us girls.

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That's when I grew up, too. I graduated from high school in 1978, and I was totally a loner nerd geek girl who read science fiction, and loved Star Wars and (blush) Space 1999.

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OT, but Original Wonkette AMC is on MSNBC now, and seems to be getting hotter and more relaxed on the teevee, in addition to already being funny and vicious. What a package!

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"My name is not important"

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Yes, but only if you've been on TV or your dad was famous.

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Pay no attention folks, it's just another Floridian face eating zombie. Move along, nothing to see here...

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Her voice is worse than the Queen of Wasilla. Thank goodness I stopped watching it before my ears started bleeding.

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People believe what they want to believe. Which would explain why they think that "Dancing With the Stars" actually features stars.

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In a few more years she's going to start to look like Robin Williams trying to get his kids back.

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Worse, her voice deep fries your peter, first.

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Keynote speaker

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