Kool Kampus Konservatives Love to Scribble 'White Pride' Everywhere

O hai conservative student group Youth for Western Civilization (YWC), whose purpose is fighting "radical multiculturalism" (blahs and Messicans and definitelyIslamics and probably Jewishes and Italians too), it looks like you have been kicked out of Towson University in Baltimore for losing your mortified faculty advisor after a bunch of your more clever members wrote "White Pride" everywhere all over campus. (But only in chalk! They wouldn't want tovandalize anything while spreading their racial terror.) So what's up? Are you oppressed? Please tell us how oppressed you are. Are you just promoting "traditional conservative values," and "not racist"? Oh, do tell us more about that too! (But not via your website currently undergoing a "redesign," presumably while you remove the Prussian Blue videos and whimsical collection of vintage postcards of lynchings.)

[YWC President Matthew] Heimbach, a 20-year-old junior, said the group is only promoting traditional conservative values and is not racist. He said he's advocating pride in his culture, not "white power."

"White pride is no different than gay pride or black pride," he said. "I'm not trying to put anyone down. We want to celebrate our unique culture, and we encourage every other group to do the same."

Dude, at least try to pick one of the many white cultures, like maybe Irish, or Nazi, or something that actually has a unified culture beyond "owning all the stuff" on the one hand or "being a giant uneducated lardass pile of Diabetic Sad" on the other.

Anyway, obviously it's people who call people who scrawl "white pride" everywhere racists who are the real racists. Also, the group was a cosponsor of the College Republican National Convention, and Tom Tancredo is their honorary chair, because of course he is. It's so weird how black people and other minorities might want to vote Dem. Why won't they just understand that America is a white Christian nation, and be proud of it? [ Baltimore Sun, via ThinkProgress ]