Kristen Schaal: 'We Gave Obama Our Hearts, And All We Got In Return Was This Free Birth Control!' (Video)


The Daily Show's Senior Lady Correspondent Kristen Schaal is awfully impressed with the latest trend in Republican outreach to women: Ads that treat voting like being in a relationship. This is not sexist, because Lena Dunham started it, and she is an admitted woman. You won't want to miss her explanation of how one big chunk of lady brains are devoted to thinking about relationships, and one other big chunk is devoted to bitchiness. It's funny because it's true! Also, women have had it with Barry Bamz, because "we gave Obama our hearts, and all we got in return was this free birth control!"

Also, we learn in an aside that Ms. Pac-Man is a feminist hero who doesn't conform to your patriarchal ideas of what a woman should look like, so there's that, too.

Watch and enjoy:

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