LASER BEAMS! FROM SPACE! This Is A Marjorie Taylor Greene Post.
One more Marjorie Taylor Greene post for the day, and then she is CANCEL CULTURED from Wonkette for the rest of the day by order of the DEEP STATE, and we know it's a real order because it came from a PIZZA PLACE.
Remember when we LOLed and LOLed and LOLed at Donald Trump, who thought you could solve forest fires forever if you just raked the forest a bit more often? Wow, how dumb he was! Nobody dumber! Surely this is rock bottom!
Hello, Rep. Greene, an actual member of Congress:
In November 2018, California was hit with the worst wildfire in the state's history. At the time, future Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) wrote a bizarre Facebook post that echoed QAnon conspiracy theorists and falsely claimed that the real and hidden culprit behind the disaster was a laser from space triggered by some nefarious group of people.
Cool. But were they shot by Laser Cats? That is the important question.
Does Media Matters have screengrabs? It has screengrabs.
There is no way in hell we are transcribing all that gibberish for you, but the general gist is that Greene was Just Asking Questions based on "some research I've done," starting with how she finds it very FOR CURIOUS that a guy on the board of Pacific Gas and Electric (PG&E) is ALSO on the board of (((Rothschild))) and something something "high-speed rail" and something something "Jerry Brown" and ...
Then oddly there are all these people who have said they saw what looked like lasers or blue beams of light causing the fires
Ohhhhh yeah? Found that in your "research," Emperor Clown Wizard?
Space solar generators collect the suns energy and then beam it back to Earth to a transmitter to convert to electricity. The idea is clean energy to replace coal and oil, if they are beaming the suns energy back to Earth, I'm sure they wouldn't ever miss a transmitter receiving station right??!! I mean mistakes are never made when anything new is invented. What would that look like anyway? A laser beam or light beam coming down to Earth I guess. Could that cause a fire? Hmmm, I don't know.
Hmmmm, she doesn't know. She is very curious, though! Curious Carol over here!
But what do I know? I just like to read a lot SHRUGGIE EMOJI!
But apparently she has zero power of discernment over whether she should believe any old batshit she reads on the internet. She just likes to read a lot SHRUGGIE EMOJI!
Surrpise, this conspiracy theory comes right out of the bowels of QAnon. Just like pretty much everything Rep. Greene "likes to read about SHRUGGIE EMOJI!" on the internet, apparently.
We know a lot of people right now are, quite rightly, calling for the expulsion of Marjorie Taylor Greene from the House of Representatives. But if that's going to happen, before it happens, can they have the House doctor examine her brain to see if there are worms there or maybe she sprained it while thinking too hard or maybe it was exposed to radiation?
Asking on behalf of everyone who comes within a thousand feet of the woman.
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