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Ward in Cali BOYCOTT CNN!'s avatar

Boebert or Greene, not Jordan. I seriously worry one of them will shoot another Congressperson.

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Ward in Cali BOYCOTT CNN!'s avatar

Javey, that gif looks like something you would do.

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Bindersfulohostbodies's avatar

The Redundancy Department of Redundancy would like its sun energy relaying space solar generators returned.

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Carstonio's avatar

When the Laser Cats invade, no one is safe.

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JollyRogerMexico's avatar

What's Tucker's take on the whole laser cats thing?

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gene108's avatar

At least the laser raptors are extinct

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Mavenmaven's avatar

Aside from the Lasers from Space lunacy, she also believes the JOOZ are responsible (hence this absurd plot drawn from the film Diamonds Are Forever plot is pinned to "Rothschild" instead of Blofeld)

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TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Hey, my cat does that! Only it's brown and lumpy.

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Diane (catlady)✔☕🥦🥨🎠🦇🏳️‍🌈's avatar

Solid car food morsels. 😑😑😑

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Mavenmaven's avatar

Note that this space lasers bit is right out of James Bond. https://youtu.be/xt_Kn4DggPg

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Jgb979's avatar

Also the one with Madonna most recently and I don’t think even the most hard core Bond fan would claim either movie is actually “good”

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Carl Bastrop's avatar

Wait until QANON figures out how babies are made.....

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Lordpnut's avatar

Hmmm. Raquel Welch.

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RepubAnon's avatar

One would think the Space Force would want microwave battle stations capable of incinerating vast tracts of (untamed) land...

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DLZebub's avatar

That one gave us Halle Berry and Rosamund Pike as bond girls. Much better than the one with Denise "I have only two brain cells and they argue" Richards as a nuclear scientist.

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