Laura Ingraham Was Sh*tty On Martin Luther King Anniversary, ARE YOU SURPRISED?
One thing that often goes unnoticed about Laura Ingraham, due to her distracting us with her racism, is that she is very stupid. I know, I know: It isn't kind of me to call complete fucking idiots complete fucking idiots, and it also isn't internet safe to cross swords with manifestations of pure evil, especially those who are known to direct their hordes of cyber snakes at unsuspecting young women she considers too leftwing to have a job. Yet, as I sat here with migraines last night (no laughing matter, I assure you), I was able to crack a smile, and then laugh a bit when this headline caught my eye:
On Anniversary Of MLK's Death, 'Fox News' Host Laura Ingraham Says He Wouldn't Approve Of Protesting Democrats
Hahahahahahaha!! I didn't even know what it said in the article, and already I was delighted! I mean, what the hell could Laura "Nazi Salute" Ingraham possibly know about what ANY black person would ever think, ever. Even if she gave birth to 19 black people, she would never know that her children were thinking about eating her face to death while inventing stories about who their real "not a Nazi" mom is.
Ingraham blasted [Al] Sharpton for his "cynical and crooked reparations road," the idea of offering investments into black communities as reparations for the damage caused by slavery and the Jim Crow era. But Ingraham believes that Democrats are actually just trying to sow anger and division because otherwise they would have to accept that "Trump's policies are working."
Oh No! Not the "cynical and crooked reparations road"!!! Why, what could be down that dark, dangerous and dismal path? Community investment, jobs, industry, and opportunity for black people? Why don't you just give us NOTHING instead, please? We have a Civil Rights Act, or most of it, and had our black President, thankyouverymuch, so, what MORE do we even deserve? We're not even the white kinda people.
Now, let us see the full force of her utter dumbnitude in action:
My God. It sounds even stupider when you hear her say it than it does when you read it.
"Today is the anniversary of the assassination of Martin Luther King Jr.," said Ingraham. "I was thinking, like, if he were alive today, I wonder what he'd think about such dismissive comments. And about a Democrat Party that believes it can regain power by living in a constant state of protest, or racial hatred, and denial."
First of all:
I take exception to the idea that this woman was doing any such thing as thinking. I tire of the transparent lies.
This is a photoshop, I have no idea who did it first.He was originally holding up two fingers.
I'm not even really going to address her points, because they are exactly too dumb for me to waste my time on by looking up exact quotes, and doing the normal liberal thing of logically dismantling her argument. Why? Because she is a mouth shitter, she just shits nonsense out and expects Democrats to waste time calmly telling her why she's wrong, so she can just use that as a jumping off point for her next mouth shitting exercise, just shit falling out her mouth.
Another remarkably stupid thing, is her acting like Martin Luther King Jr. was liked by conservative white people at any time before he died or for 20 years after. Hahahahaha! Nope. They HATED him.
As far as whether he would be inspired to buy an "All Lives Matter" shirt (we're sure, were he still alive and had not been assassinated for saying out loud that black lives matter, he would definitely shun Black Lives Matter and no we don't know how Laura Ingraham sucked us down this rabbit hole GODDAMMIT) and decry the "constant state of protest," I think it's best to let his own words speak for him, since unlike Ingraham, I do not possess the skills to resurrect him and force my words down his throat.
"All we say to America is, 'Be true to what you said on paper.' If I lived in China or even Russia, or any totalitarian country, maybe I could understand the denial of certain basic First Amendment privileges, because they hadn't committed themselves to that over there. But somewhere I read of the freedom of assembly. Somewhere I read of the freedom of speech. Somewhere I read of the freedom of the press. Somewhere I read that the greatness of America is the right to protest for right."
—from "I've Been To The Mountain Top," April 3, 1968
"Somewhere I read that the greatness of America is the right to protest for right." -- MLK Jr.
Looks like Laura Ingraham's fucking wrong. All it would take is one 45 second Google search to know MLK didn't give a fuck about no white lady not liking black folks protesting. There were plenty of Aunt Pitty Pats diving for the fainting couches over him in his day, and to this day, nobody legit gives a damn.
It's clear that Ingraham believes reparations are worse than slavery, and possibly that Democrats (who apparently are all white) are powerful Mages who make slavery and Jim Crow seem so bad that Black people, who obviously have childlike minds, are tricked into demanding Reparations. I would love to take Ingraham on a tour through the backstreets of dangerously Black Baltimore or some scarily Black city like Chicago, and open her eyes to the realities people face when they lack community investment for generations due to white flight or what have you. Sadly for her, if we take our tour I won't be much help in the clutch since I've never been to Baltimore or Chicago. So, at the first sign of sketchy ass people, I'd yell "Take HER!!" and then give her a nice shove, run to a safe place, and call me an Uber. I'm sure she'd be fine, she can just quote MLK at them and tell them they're on the Democratic Plantation. She's so woke, she's bound to make lots of friends. My invitation is open to her, whenever she's ready.
Now you give us money. Reparations and whatnot.
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