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Also, the way Hillary rubs elbows with anyone who has a couple grand to throw away at her private club. I mean, the nerve!

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Ronnie Raygun let him (Murdoch) in, and then he let the Fairness Doctrine lapse.

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AOC now, actually. I heard it today

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Just another 364 more shitty days to go, give the Ing her due she's consistent

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The day Laura Ingraham isn't shitty will be news.

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No wonder he usually smiles with his mouth closed.

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Well, and also ... white. So you had that extra layer of protection we don't necessarily talk about enough.

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I woke up this morning (fill in track of your choice) wondering where WB of Wonk was. So thank you.I had a question about the seemingly endless stream of plastic people on your tv and why they exist but that can wait.

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He was a widely rumored closet case and lived as a bachelor with another bachelor”close friend “ for decades. Also might have been a cross dresser.

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1. Ingraham makes me embarrassed about the congenitally low number of melanocytes in my skin, a trait we share. Normally, I find I can manage this minor disability okay, and don’t think about it much, but people like her make it embarrassing.

2. You’re right. Her statement is fucking hilarious. In a sick, twisted sort of way, because she may actually believe it.

3. I can do a better photoshop, and I don’t mess around with that program much. I mean, it looks like it was done by the guy who “fixes” Trump’s fingers in official photos, i. e., badly.

4. The last paragraph tickled the hell out of me. I’d go with you, for moral support, except I don’t want anyone to get confused about which pale woman is which. For the record, I’m the fat one who doesn’t dye her hair blonde.

P. S. Thanks for the finely mixed rage and laughter. Helped wake me up this morning.

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Bianca, I'm not surprised. Ingraham is a feckless cunt. Soooo....¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Not necessarily a lesbian. She’s one of them what willingly boinks D’ouchebag D’Souza. Umm...

Creepy? A sadist?

GeeI’llBeWeird?

I ain’tn’t good with acronyms.

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Coming here to say this exact thing.

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First read this as "I fucked a lot!" and I was all "I'm certainly willing to try this method of brain development - do you have a newsletter I can subscribe to?"

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And at that their god was at least marginally less psychotic than that of the other three Abrahamic religions. They believed in a gruesome hell, but it wasn't eternal -- only until judgement day when apparently you had, as people now put it, paid your debt to society.

(At least according to Joseph Campbell, a reasonably reliable source)

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Hillary doesn't have a private club. I thought everyone knew that she has a Satanic cult that holds its meetings in the non-existent basement of a pizza parlor.

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