Let's All Circle Back And Watch Jen Psaki's Final White House Press Briefing!
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Jen Psaki rounds out her tenure as White House Press Secretary today with one last press briefing. Will there be cake? Will she cry? Will WE? (Yes.) Will Joe Biden and Kamala Harris be on hand to wish her a fond farewell? (We bet they will!) Will her colleagues give her the gift she's always wanted, the still-beating heart of Peter Doocy? We'll have to see, won't we?

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Starting Monday, it'll be Karine Jean-Pierre, ushering in a new era of Dok typing "Karinne" because it just feels like that's how to spell it, despite having seen her on MSNBC forever. Change is the way of the world.

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