
Here is a delightful screen grab of Mitt Romney somberly detailing his method for making sweet love to money as the college students seated behind him on stage slip into comas.
Let's have a quick sample from the speech transcript:
What we found was they were spending a lot more than I thought on copy paper and toner and supplies and software and so forth.
Heavens. Mitt Romney should come with a warning label. [TPM]