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Considering that Staples has just about the worst prices for printer ink and toner anywhere, this is an excellent and informative example of what Romney actually delivers. "Disparity between appearance and reality" indeed.

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fuflans's avatar

wow a herb kornfeld reference.

sweet.

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fuflans's avatar

mitt told us we're tired.

this is why we're tired.

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fuflans's avatar

i once had to pay a hundred dollars for kicking the copier in a fit of pique.

this is a true fact.

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chascates's avatar

We'd better get all five sons as well. I suspect a political dynasty here.

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Otters are mustelids (along with weasels, martens, and WOLVERINES), not rodents. /pedantic

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

This one is unmanned, definitely.

Loaded with weapons of meh's destruction

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Vivid, unusual, or strange dreams.

We watch the evening national news, so we get more than our fill of medical ads on the tv.

Actually, my favorite side effect (in an academic sense, of course) is "death."

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TundraGrifter's avatar

There sure are a lotta white folks right there. More vanilla than you could find at a Ben & Jerry's factory.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Prescriptions often warn you not to operate heavy machinery, but how does it work if you ARE heavy machinery??

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Fresh New Hotness: SNORE DIAMONDS

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

If Mitt gets elected, it will be bad news for Dunder Mifflin

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chascates's avatar

Listen, and understand. That politician is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are bored shitless.

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schmannity's avatar

Catch the mild febrile feeling.

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WishingIWereThere's avatar

Is it me, or does anyone else think that - just looking at those students - without already knowing the circa of that pic, the decade of origin would be hard to discern?

I mean one can be fairly certain it isn't the 60s or 70s for various reasons. But tell me this pic couldn't be from various points in any of the last 2, maybe 3 decades.

Oddly unsettling.

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schmannity's avatar

"What we found was they were spending a lot more than I thought on copy paper and toner and supplies and software and so forth."

Alright. A agree to vote for him for chief procurement officer for the Salt Lake City division.

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