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Considering that Staples has just about the worst prices for printer ink and toner anywhere, this is an excellent and informative example of what Romney actually delivers. "Disparity between appearance and reality" indeed.

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wow a herb kornfeld reference.

sweet.

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mitt told us we're tired.

this is why we're tired.

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i once had to pay a hundred dollars for kicking the copier in a fit of pique.

this is a true fact.

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We'd better get all five sons as well. I suspect a political dynasty here.

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Otters are mustelids (along with weasels, martens, and WOLVERINES), not rodents. /pedantic

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This one is unmanned, definitely.

Loaded with weapons of meh's destruction

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Vivid, unusual, or strange dreams.

We watch the evening national news, so we get more than our fill of medical ads on the tv.

Actually, my favorite side effect (in an academic sense, of course) is "death."

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There sure are a lotta white folks right there. More vanilla than you could find at a Ben & Jerry's factory.

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Prescriptions often warn you not to operate heavy machinery, but how does it work if you ARE heavy machinery??

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Fresh New Hotness: SNORE DIAMONDS

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If Mitt gets elected, it will be bad news for Dunder Mifflin

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Listen, and understand. That politician is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are bored shitless.

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Catch the mild febrile feeling.

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Is it me, or does anyone else think that - just looking at those students - without already knowing the circa of that pic, the decade of origin would be hard to discern?

I mean one can be fairly certain it isn't the 60s or 70s for various reasons. But tell me this pic couldn't be from various points in any of the last 2, maybe 3 decades.

Oddly unsettling.

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"What we found was they were spending a lot more than I thought on copy paper and toner and supplies and software and so forth."

Alright. A agree to vote for him for chief procurement officer for the Salt Lake City division.

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