Calling All Wonkers! Let’s Help ‘FrackNation’ Show The Positive Benefits Of Fracking
Tipster 'NotThatDewey' has apparently landed himself on a heck of an email list, and now the down home, grassroots folks of
the American Petroleum Institute EnergyCitizens.org would like him (and you!) to put together a one-minute video showing the positive wonderful and totally orgasmic benefits of fracking! Does fracking increase your girth for her pleasure? PROBABLY. Will it help you lose weight? HELL YEAH. Does it add that special frisson of excitement from not knowing when Ohio will get its next fracking-induced earthquake? Oh, indubitably!
EnergyCitizens.org is offering an iPad to the most popular "viewers choice" video about how fracking is fracking awesome. You are not going to get that iPad. In fact,
we don't even know how you're supposed to send your video to them! Here is the link to submit your video to FrackNation! But more importantly, also send it to us, and you will be hosted for eternity and perpetuity and the last days of disco on Wonkette's Youtube channel, once we make one.
Hop to it, Wonkers!
The specs: *FrackNation, a grassroots funded [ed note: tee hee!] documentary about hydraulic fracturing, is conducting a video contest between now and Sunday, and the three best videos will be featured in the documentary! *They are also giving away an iPad to the viewer’s choice*, so once you submit your video tell your friends and family to vote.
Your video can be serious or silly, but most importantly it should show the positive traits to energy production, and how good it can be for the U.S. economy. Here are the details:
* Your video must be *1 minute* long
* It *must show the positive benefits *of hydraulic fracturing
* Deadline is *June 25, 2012 at 11:59 PT *
* Viewer's choice will receive an iPad
Show the world what you know about energy production and how great it can be for our economy. So, get your cameras and creativity rolling! We can’t wait to see your video.
And neither can we! OH RIGHT! To enter, please send your youtubed video to firstname.lastname@example.org, subject line "I Feel The Earth Move Under My Feet Because Fracking Has Been Scientifically Proven To Cause Earthquakes." Remember the June 25 deadline!
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